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经典改写:If You Love Somebody

时间:2009-02-18  来源:hao360  

THE ORIGINAL VERSION:(原话)
If you love something,
Set it free...
If it comes back, it's yours,If it doesn't, it never was yours....

THE PESSIMIST VERSION:(悲观者的改写版)
If you love somebody,
Set her free ...
If she ever comes back, she's yours,
If she doesn't, well, as expected, she never was.

THE OPTIMIST VERSION:(乐观主义者的改写版)
If you love somebody,
Set her free ...
Don't worry, she will come back.

THE SUSPICIOUS VERSION:(多疑派的改写版)
If you love somebody,
Set her free ...
If she ever comes back, ask her why.

THE IMPATIENT VERSION:(急性子的改写版)
If you love somebody,
Set her free ...
If she doesn't comes back within some time limit,
Forget her.

THE PATIENT VERSION:(沉得住气的耐心派)
If you love somebody,
Set her free ...
If she doesn't come back, continue to wait,
Until she comes back ...

THE PLAYFUL VERSION:(打趣派)
If you love somebody,
Set her free ...
If she comes back, and if you love her still,
Set her free again, repeat *

THE LAWYER'S VERSION:(律师的经典版)
If you love somebody,
Set her free...
Clause 1a of Paragraph 13a-1 in the second amendment of the Matrimonial Freedom
Act clearly states that...

THE BILL GATES VERSION:(比尔盖茨版)
If you love somebody,
Set her free...
If she comes back,
I think we can charge her for re-installation fees and tell her that she's also
going to get an upgrade.

THE STATISTICIAN'S VERSION::(搞统计者的版本)
If you love somebody.
Set her free...
If she loves you, the probability of her coming back is high.
If she doesn't, your relationship was improbable anyway.

THE POSSESSIVE VERSION:(占有欲旺盛者)
If you love somebody.
Don't ever set her free.

THE MBA VERSION:(管理派)
If you love somebody,
Set her free...
Instantaneously...
And look for others simultaneously.

THE PSYCHOLOGIST'S VERSION:(心理学研究派)
If you love somebody,
Set her free...
If she comes back, her super ego is dominant.
If she doesn't come, back her id is supreme.
If she doesn't go, she must be crazy.

THE FINANCE EXPERT VERSION:(理财专家的版本)
If you love somebody,
Set her free...
If she comes back, its time to look for fresh loans.
If she doesn't, write her off as an asset gone bad.

THE MARKETING VERSION:(搞市场研究者的版本)
If you love somebody,
Set her free...
If she comes back, she has brand loyalty.
If she doesn't, reposition the brand in new markets.


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