英语幽默：老虎来了

When a Tiger comes
     老虎来了

     Two guys were walking through the jungle. All of a sudden, a tiger appears from a distance, running towards them.
One of the guys takes out a pair of "Nikes" from his bag and starts to put them on. The other guy with a surprised look and exclaims, "Do you think you will run faster than the tiger with those?"
     His friend replies: "I don't have to out run it, I just have to run faster than you."

     两个男人正在穿过丛林，突然，一只老虎出现在远处，向他们冲来。
其中的一个人从包里拿出一双“耐克”鞋，开始穿上。另一个人惊奇地看着他说，“你以为穿上这个就可以跑得过老虎吗？”
     他的朋友回答道：“我不用跑得过它，我只要跑得比你快就行了。”