英文笑话:HOW |
| 时间：2009-02-19 来源：英语学习 |
Joke:HOW "THEY" DO IT WHEN IT COMES TO SEX
Accountants do it with Double Entry Actors do it in the Lime Light Acupuncturist do it with a small prick Ambulance driver comes quicker Astronomers do it while gazing at Uranus Australians do it Down Under Bach did it with the organ Bankers do it with interest Bartenders do it on the Rocks Batman does it with Robin Bookeepers do it for the record Bookworms only read about it Bosses delegate the task to others Chess players check their Mates Consultants tell other people how to do it Cops do it with cuffs DJs do it on request Deep-sea divers do it under extreme pressure Dentist do it orally Detectives do it under cover Doctors do it with patience Dont's do it with Bankers, most of them are Tellers Drummers do it with both hands and feet Elevator men do it up and down Engineers do it to specifications Engineers do it to a first order approximation English do it with an accent Firemen do it with a big hose Frank Sinatra do it his way Garbagemen come twice a week Gardeners do it on the bushes Gas attendants Pump all day Golfers do it in 18 holes Landlords do it every 1st of the month Managers make others do it Marketing reps do it on commission Pizza delivery man comes in 30 minutes or it's free Waiters and waitresses do it for tips Zoologists do it with animals
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